i know this is short and delinquent...and i don't have an adequate excuse, as i've been sitting around with plenty of time to mash together a post. for some reason though, even the thought of typing makes my brain feel like it's going into anaphylactic shock.

smooth criminal
like probably everyone on the planet, i ended up watching michael jackson videos this week. somehow i'd made it through my meager existence without watching any of them. horrifying, i know. i was exceptionally impressed by smooth criminal. the dancing is so great. apparently michael jackson patented the extreme-lean dance move that first appeared in this video. they're able to do it by wearing shoes that grip the floor.